What should I do if I am being investigated for making false statements?

Uh oh, the fuzz is onto you!

If you’re being investigated for making false statements, don’t panic. This can happen to anyone, even good folks like you and me. Let’s talk through what to do next so you don’t end up in the slammer.

First things first – lawyer up!

You need someone on your side who knows the law inside and out. Pick someone you trust who won’t judge you for mistakes. We all mess up sometimes. Your lawyer can advise if you should cooperate with investigators or invoke your right to remain silent. Either way, let your lawyer do the talking so you don’t accidentally incriminate yourself.

Now, gather any evidence that supports your case.

If you have proof showing your statements weren’t intentionally false, share it with your attorney. They can present it to investigators on your behalf. Don’t try to contact investigators directly or alter any evidence – that’s a quick ticket to lockup!

Depending on the circumstances, your lawyer may recommend fully cooperating with the investigation. This shows you aren’t trying to hide anything and could lead to charges being dropped. But be careful – only admit to things you’re certain of. Don’t speculate or guess. Stick to the facts you can prove.

If the investigation involves financial crimes, offer to pay back any disputed funds. This shows good faith and that you didn’t mean real harm. But again, talk to your lawyer before paying or admitting to anything.

Now for some general tips if you’re being investigated:

• Watch what you say, even casually. Don’t admit guilt or discuss details with anyone except your attorney.
• Don’t try to flee the country. Not only is this a separate crime, it makes you look super guilty.
• Don’t threaten or bribe investigators or witnesses. Duh.
• Don’t destroy evidence or ask others to lie for you. Also duh.
• Comply with court orders, subpoenas, etc. or risk being jailed for contempt.
• Get character references from respected folks who will vouch for your honesty.
• Seek counseling if needed to address any underlying issues that led to the false statements.

While being investigated is scary, the truth usually prevails. With an experienced lawyer in your corner, you can get through this! The key is staying calm, following their advice, and not making the situation worse.

Most false statement charges never reach a trial or get dismissed if it was an honest mistake. But if your case does go to court, your lawyer can argue you lacked intent to deceive, were confused, or recanted the statements promptly. There are defenses available.

So take a deep breath. We all make mistakes. With the right legal strategy, you can move past this. And maybe get some counseling to avoid falsehoods in the future, ya little fibber! Just don’t try to beat the system alone. Let your lawyer protect your rights while you focus on learning from the experience. You’ve got this!

Here are some resources with more details on false statement investigations and defenses:

• This law firm breaks down your rights and options when accused of false statements.
• Overview of common federal false statement charges and maximum sentences.
• Analysis of defenses against false statement charges from Tully Rinckey PLLC.
• Cornell Law School summarizes key Supreme Court cases involving false statements and perjury.
• The FBI warns false statements can lead to criminal charges in many scenarios.
• Overview of laws against lying from FindLaw.
• Examples where people avoided conviction for unintentionally false claims.

Stay strong! With smart legal help, you’ll get through this. And maybe think twice before stretching the truth next time. Lying causes nothing but trouble…take it from me!